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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

13.06.2025 07:06

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : I'm 24.

What is your secret to glowing skin?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What made you stop being an addict?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Tea ?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No

What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?

Me : I don't drink

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Thank you.

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.